Muir is King But Kale is TITLED

Edited for length

[Xanadu Weyr] Thea rings the bell. Candidates? Are you at your keyboards?
[Xanadu Weyr] Idrissa peep
[Xanadu Weyr] Hotaru peers?
[Xanadu Weyr] Soriana eeps! Huhwhat? Totally awake! Yes!
[Xanadu Weyr] Kale unquiets his knot.
[Xanadu Weyr] Idrissa totally didn't do it.
[Xanadu Weyr] Esiae parks it, makes popcorn.
[Xanadu Weyr] Muir is back for the moment?
[Xanadu Weyr] Hotaru starts up a song. 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer…
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: So. Every Search cycle I do something special. I Google you all. And I found some Verrry interesting things.
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Garawan: is apparently an Australian Aboriginal Tribe in Northern Australia with it's very own language.
[Xanadu Weyr] Muir laughs.
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Mikal: is an Islamic archangel who was so shocked at the sight of hell when it was created that he never laughed again. ;)
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Mikal, you also have your very own youtube video - (I couldn't make myself listen to the whole thing but I will say it is aptly named). XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Mikal checks out his video!
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea gives you a few seconds to listen (that's probably all you can stand)
[Xanadu Weyr] Mikal: …Yeah, I think that's enough listening for me too now. :D
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Soriana: The name Soriana derives from the Spanish province of Soria. Soriana is a grocery and department store retail chain headquartered in Monterrey, Nuevo Len, Mexico.
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: You have your very own logo, Soriana:
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Aaaaand your very own channel on youtube (with 61 videos, I might add):
[Xanadu Weyr] Soriana oohs. "An entire department store of me!"
[Xanadu Weyr] Muir: That's awesome!
[Xanadu Weyr] Idrissa: Which Soriana should we go to today?!
[Xanadu Weyr] Soriana will give y'all discounts.
[Xanadu Weyr] Kale: Hooray!
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea laughs. :D
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Muir: A Muir is the Scots word for ‘moorland’, and Scots Gaelic for ‘sea’…
[Xanadu Weyr] Muir also finds: Muireadhach lived in County Sligo and fled from Ireland after killing King Domhnall's tax-collector Fionn O Brolachain, whom Muireadhach considered had been insolent, with an axe.
[Xanadu Weyr] Muir: And then he wrote a poem about it. XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Muir, you have your very own song played about the meaning of your name by Muir Eireann:
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: You have TWO of your very own wikipedia pages: and
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Aaand your very own anime avatar:
[Xanadu Weyr] Esiae: Good grief! XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Muir: Wicked! I'm special.
[Xanadu Weyr] Kale laughs
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Several cities: Muir, Ontario Canada; Muir, CA; Muir, MI; Muir, PA.
[Xanadu Weyr] Anoryn seriously looks up where Muir Ontario is, considering that's her province. XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Muir laughs!
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: A lake: Muir Lake, Australia
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: A mountain: Muir Mountain in the Sierra Nevada.
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: A glacier in Alaska.
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: An island: Muir Isle, a fictional island in the Marvel Comics universe.
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: A beach: Muir Beach, CA (this is the beach pictured as the Weyrling Beach on the Xanadu wiki).
[Xanadu Weyr] Muir: Sweeeeet. I RULE EVERYTHING.
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea laughs! King Muir.
[Xanadu Weyr] Soriana: Muir gets around. This… makes perfect sense. ;)
[Xanadu Weyr] Muir changes prefs to GOLDEN BRONZE.
[Xanadu Weyr] Esiae literally /snorted/.
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Lorelai: The meaning of the name Lorelai is 'Murmuring rock'
[Xanadu Weyr] Muir: Oooh, beautiful!
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Or you may Lorelai someone (and you don't have to be Ers'lan to do it! XD ) From Urban dictionary: past tense: Lorelai'd ( having checked places out)
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Lorelai has her very own poem:
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: …her very own song by Fleet Foxes:
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: …and one by Styx:
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: …and one by The Pogues: (this is a sad, but pretty song)
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Idrissa: All I could find was: "Idrissa is 'Immortal'"
[Xanadu Weyr] Idrissa: Ya… I knew that already actually. XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: However! They've made a movie about you:
[Xanadu Weyr] Idrissa HAS a movie.. gasp…
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Aaaand MJ performed your song? XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Idrissa giggles.
[Xanadu Weyr] Hotaru laughs at the first comment on that video. XD How horrible
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea eeps. I missed that!
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Hotaru: A japanese resturant and sushi bar (in L.A. or somewhere)
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: But! You have your very own wikipedia page:
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: And you also have your very own movie, Hotaru:
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: If it's obscene, I apologize - I probably didn't watch the whole thing. >.>
[Xanadu Weyr] S'ven: DEAR LORD
[Xanadu Weyr] S'ven: THEA DID YOU LOOK AT THAT?
[Xanadu Weyr] S'ven: >.> I kid, I kid. :)
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea beats S'ven.
[Xanadu Weyr] Esiae diiiiies. XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Hotaru laughs
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Now we come to Kale.
[Xanadu Weyr] Kale braces.
[Xanadu Weyr] Soriana stocks Kale in her store's produce section.
[Xanadu Weyr] Esiae: LEAFY PLANT.
[Xanadu Weyr] Esiae: The end.
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Kale, my friend, you were a tough challenge. XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: So I took phrases from all over the web about kale and reassembled them:
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: The Truth About Kale:
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: What makes kale so exceptional?
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Kale is a great detox
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Kale is high
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Kale is great
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Kale is a superstar
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Kale is being called the new beef
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: (you should totally put 'Kale: the new beef' as your @doing, Kale)
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Kale makes a tasty addition
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Be sure to enjoy the maximum flavor from kale!
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: However! There is more:
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Kale - Selena Gomez sipped you:
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: That should make your day?
[Xanadu Weyr] Kale laughs! Awesome
[Xanadu Weyr] Hotaru: From Urban Dictionary: "Mega pimp". Next to godliness. quite possibly the most amazing mofo known to mankind… or any other race for that matter.
[Xanadu Weyr] Kale: … dayum straight I am. XD *dies*
[Xanadu Weyr] Hotaru laughs.
[Xanadu Weyr] Kale: The first definition says Kale is a beautiful boy. Second, an amazing guy. And … she did whaaaat? o.O; XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Muir laughs!
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea points at the clip. See for yourself? XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Kale: Kale juice … XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Soriana …
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: And lastly Kale: - What? It had your name in the title!
[Xanadu Weyr] Kale: .. omg that tooth. XD .. those teeth…he obviously needs more kale in his diet!
[Xanadu Weyr] Hotaru: XD What teeth? He's got like 4
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea just dies laughing. I think he's singing (that may be the wrong word here) in Russian. XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Kale dies. "That was the scariest thing I've seen all day. Thank you Thea." XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Kale: That laugh will haunt me for days. Ha! Go Kale!
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Welcome. I aim to please? XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Hotaru is going to think of him every time I have to RP with Kale now. XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Esiae oh gods. Now I will too, Hotaru.
[Xanadu Weyr] Hotaru will keep telling him to brush his teeth and he won't know why.
[Xanadu Weyr] Hotaru: btw: Selena Gomez did not enjoy the Kale-juice.
[Xanadu Weyr] Kale: I doubt I would either
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Yeah, what does she know? ;p
[Xanadu Weyr] Kale cackles!
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Zahleizjah:
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: I couldn't find a thing for you because ALL of the links Google gave me were to your logs. XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: But this song DEFINITELY applies to you Zahleizjah:
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Especially the first line!
[Xanadu Weyr] Zahleizjah: OMG neon pegasus!! Thea!! <3 Glitter and sparkles.. *lufffss!!*
[Xanadu Weyr] Zahleizjah: Starry space pegasus.. *Zahl's new theme video!*
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea laughs.
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Marel: The name is of Gaelic origin and means 'shining sea'
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Marel is also An Icelandic company that provides equipment, systems and services to the food processing industry. The company has worked on technological improvements to the provision of fish fillets.
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: You have your very own wikipedia page:
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: And a poem by Robert Gardiner dedicated just to you:
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: "To Marel…"
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: M, A, R, E, L, those letters, they must spell beautiful!
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: That word, it must mean perfection.
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: For, how else do you describe, an angel,
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: sent down, from heaven.
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: No words out there could express something so lovely.
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: But then again, I don't have to. God has already done it, for me and had it named, Marel!!!
[Xanadu Weyr] Kale: So … Marel's first boyfriend? Totally gonna steal that poem, I bet. XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea coughs and is done spamming you all.
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Did I leave anyone out?
[Xanadu Weyr] Soriana: What about Qirin?
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Oh ooops! Forgot mah own cousin!
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Qirin: All I am finding is: The Qilin (Chinese: pinyin: qirin) is a mythical hooved Chinese chimerical creature known throughout various East Asian cultures, and is said to appear with the imminent arrival or passing of a wise sage or an illustrious ruler.1 It is a good omen that brings rui (Chinese: roughly translated as "serenity" or "prosperity"). It is often depicted with what looks like fire all over its body. It is sometimes called the "Chinese unicorn" when compared with the Western unicorn.
[Xanadu Weyr] Idrissa: It is very cool looking.
[Xanadu Weyr] Kale snickers! Thanks Thea for painting pictures of Soriana as a grocery store manager, Kale as a four toothed god awful singing Russian, Muir GOD of EVERYTHING, Hotaru as sushi (she totally smells like fish), Mikal as a depressed archangel, Garawan as an Aborigine, Idrissa as being stalked by the R&B singer Miguel, and .. Qirin as a Chinese creature. XD And the others I missed. These will all now be the images we think of when we rp with one another
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea laughs!
[Xanadu Weyr] Muir: Muahahaha. I'm quite fond of mine. *preen*
[Xanadu Weyr] Idrissa … is being stalked now and oogled.. XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Muir: Thanks, Mom!
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea smirks.
[Xanadu Weyr] Hotaru laughs. Not fair. Hotaru means firefly D: Though I'm not sure I want to be a bug, either.
[Xanadu Weyr] Kale XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Idrissa means Immortal so which you rather have Hotaru? XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Hotaru stuffs Kale's face into her armpit. SMELL ME
[Xanadu Weyr] Kale gagdiesno! ;.;
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: You lot are scary! XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Mikal: That was really neat though Thea. Thank you!
[Xanadu Weyr] Hotaru: Yes, very amusing <3
[Xanadu Weyr] Muir: Thank you!
[Xanadu Weyr] Kale grins and snugs! Yes most definitely was fun and funny
[Xanadu Weyr] Kale: .. XD A grand tradition
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: You are welcome. For previous cycles' Googlings, you may check out the OOC logs on the Xanadu wiki.

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