Googling the Candidates 2012 - AKA Scantily Studied

[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Well guys. It is Search and with Search we have Candidates. Do you know what this means?
[Xanadu Weyr] Jeniosa: scary things?
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: That too. But more than that…
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: It means I Google you all. Would you like to know what I found?
[Xanadu Weyr] Esiae: Oh god. XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Jeniosa is..frightened?
[Xanadu Weyr] Keziah smirks
[Xanadu Weyr] Fl'ynn: Did you do the 'I'm feeling lucky' option?
[Xanadu Weyr] Keziah doesn't have to force, people want to help ;)
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Kinzie: "Kinzie Chophouse: Chicago's Best Steakhouse, Chop House …more juicy than…"
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Iforian: "A foreigner living within a region of Africa. For example: He's a bit more muscle toned in the human reality than as an Iforian, but he's still pretty built even then."
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Inuelle: Biiiig online company. BIG. Twitter dedicates a feed to it "Order a customized Inuelle product for someone and leave a lasting impression!" (aaand you have your very own domain)
[Xanadu Weyr] Matrin: Lasting "impression" no pun intended?
[Xanadu Weyr] Esiae: XDD Mat.
[Xanadu Weyr] Matrin: You were all thinking it and you know it!
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Petra: Ancient city carved from rock in Jordan - "Petra (Greek πέτρα (petra), meaning 'stone'; Arabic: البتراء, Al-Batrā) is an Arabian historical and archaeological city in the Jordanian governorate of Ma'an, that is famous for its rock-cut architecture and water conduit system." OR Wholesale distibutor - "Petra has 6-day-a-week distribution processing and same-day shipping is guaranteed on orders placed before 6:00 p.m. CST on normal business days." You have your own website: www.petra.com (take your pick). Sorry, Pet. I couldn't find anything more exciting. ;)
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Jeniosa: - modern hairstylist for Ladies & Gents - "Looking for a hair salon in the Rhos on Sea area? If so, make sure that you get in touch with Jeniosa today." (and for Feline Girl I somehow find this appropriate)
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Esiae: You are important enough to have your very own page at wikipedia. (It's in French - yay culture!) (International Graduate School of Business Administration) http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/ESIAE - "ESIAE (École Supérieure Internationale d’Administration des Entreprises) est créée en 1976. Longtemps la propriété de la générale de formation groupe Compagnie générale des Eaux, elle a été rachetée en 1999 par le groupe ESA-Paris.
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Which Princess Pirate, I think fits you to a T
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: Last but not least: Matrin (drumroll)
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: "Matrin-3 is an 847 amino acid protein encoded by the human gene MATR3: Matrin-3 - matrin has been only scantily studied."
[Xanadu Weyr] Keziah: Man's too dang private.
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: But if genetic studies seem boring, Matrin - never fear! I found evidence that you are an indestructible being of brute strength a powerhouse of destruction and AWESOME.
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: You are apparently a Nitronian! See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYVrB2b3NCs
[Xanadu Weyr] Matrin is a highly conserved nuclear matrix protein that has a positively charged N-terminal region and a highly negatively charged C-terminal domain.
[Xanadu Weyr] Matrin: I don't know what that means, but I think it might be dirty. >.>
[Xanadu Weyr] Esiae: But yessss. I am totally a french business school. That's awesome. XD
[Xanadu Weyr] Matrin: Hey! I also have a nuclear matrix protein has potential to withhold promiscuously edited RNAs within the nucleus. So if you promiscuously edit I will… withold your… RNA. I have no idea. Hey Nitronians rule!
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea: You have to see that vid - very short, but awesome!
[Xanadu Weyr] Esiae scantily studies Mat's promiscuity? O:D
[Xanadu Weyr] Matrin just dies. I am watching the video.
[Xanadu Weyr] Thea grins! Told you.

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