Go Go Sheepzilla!
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It all started on a typical evening in the Xanadu infirmary. Poor Shellie came in to start her shift, only to find the usual surplus of patients waiting for her. Noskin, who'd been punched in the face by X'hil, had a broken nose, and X'hil there to make sure he was ok. Cenlia and her brother, Eledri, were there as well, after the latter lost a fight of his own, with a table. Thea had also followed the chaos into the infirmary, taking notes as usual. Soon after, Y'ki and Senkyou also arrived. In light of the events to follow, perhaps it was appropriate that this bunch was there.

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound, he knocks the breaking medicine bottles down…

The first indication anyone had that there was someone else in the infirmary was the loud bleating coming from Shellie's office. When the noise was investigated, it turned out that the largest, and most ill tempered of the escaped ovines had finally made his presence known. Unfortunately, he'd decided to lair in the hapless healer's office.

Helpless folk in infirmary beds scream in terror as he runs in on them.

Most of the people in here had already had less than stellar experiences with the escaped ovines, so rather quickly the call went up to provide mutton for dinner to Master Denna's cooks. All this did was have the effect of irritating the nasty creature. Inevitably, evil is attracted to evil, and with seemingly little provocation, the large ram picked his target, and charged out of the office, intent on the abrasive bluerider. With healers and patients scrambling to get out of the way (including X'hil hiding under a bed, to the delight of Noskin, who's taunts grew even louder,) the ram charged at Y'ki, who tried to stab with his belt knife. Unfortunately for the bluerider, his tongue had, as always, more effect, as the heavily matted wool managed to stop the blow. Attack number two, with a bedpan, just made him angrier, and the last that was seen of Y'ki was the bluerider running out of the infirmary.

He picks up a goldrider, and throws her to the floor, as he wades through the beds on his way to the door…

About the same time that Y'ki tried to use a bedpan, an attempt was made to sheep-pile the ram by Thea. While she managed to hang on, the goldrider was not exactly heavy enough to have much effect, especially considering that the monster seemed to have been watching runnerbeasts being broken, and tried to buck her off. While Thea was able to hold on initially, she didn't count on what happened next, as Shellie, attempting to tranquilize the nasty creature, managed to miss, and instead dose the Goldrider. Thea dropped from the back, and rolled under a nearby cot, only to be saved by the ram's latest target, T'maz, who had just arrived to bring dinner to the patients. However, the infirmary was fortunately not going to be splattered in T'mato sauce, as X'hil, Cenlia, and Eldri had the presence of mind to use the cot that they'd been hiding behind to herd him, trying to drive him out into the clearing, and towards several waiting dragons. But not this time. No, Sheepzilla was too smart for that. Instead, deciding that discretion was the better part of ill tempered territorality, he retreated back into Shellie's office…

Oh no, They say he's got to go, Go go Sheepzilla….Yeah…

In the end, the final score? Sheepzilla: 1, Xanadu Weyr: 0

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